She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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