He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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