4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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