sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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