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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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