i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
