My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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