In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Randomize
