Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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