i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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