You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Terrible idea I love it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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