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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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