I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
