some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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