ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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