stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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