I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
