so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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