Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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