Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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