Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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