how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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