who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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