We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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