DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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