One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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