I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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