I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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