what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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