Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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