Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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