Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
