Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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