it wasn't lemon gatorade
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My pussy is not your playground.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
