That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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