The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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