this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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