They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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