remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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