So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So many bounce houses so little time
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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