This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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