She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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