I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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