Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How external is "for external use only"?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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