I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He? As in you personified your dick?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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