Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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