Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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