No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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