His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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