too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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