i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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