she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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